Xenjopbam Bimyartfas is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic dragonfly.

Xenjopbam Bimyartfas created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenjopbam Bimyartfas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xenjopbam Bimyartfas, she will turn you into a mouse.

Xenjopbam Bimyartfas' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xenjopbam Bimyartfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never chant near turtles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Never write about nebulae.