Gidbessduss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful eagle.

Gidbessduss created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidbessduss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidbessduss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gidbessduss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gidbessduss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Never play with disobedient children.