Gebbissrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humane goat.

Gebbissrutt created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Gebbissrutt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gebbissrutt, it will manifest in front of you.

Gebbissrutt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gebbissrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.