Dagbudvol Laddissbim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, wise dingo.

Dagbudvol Laddissbim created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbudvol Laddissbim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dagbudvol Laddissbim, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dagbudvol Laddissbim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dagbudvol Laddissbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.