Fonstafwee is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humane fly.

Fonstafwee created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fonstafwee, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fonstafwee, he will turn you into a tree.

Fonstafwee's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fonstafwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never mention monkeys.