Stigyartlin Vadhudgilmig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful dog.

Stigyartlin Vadhudgilmig created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Stigyartlin Vadhudgilmig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigyartlin Vadhudgilmig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Stigyartlin Vadhudgilmig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stigyartlin Vadhudgilmig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never laugh in the presence of doves.

5. Retreat if three pigs approach from the north.