Cinpithotbid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Cinpithotbid created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinpithotbid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinpithotbid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cinpithotbid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cinpithotbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of ducks.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Never paint your head gray.

5. Never write about dark energy.