Bepbegsad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic hippopotamus.

Bepbegsad created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbegsad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bepbegsad, he will turn you into a plant.

Bepbegsad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bepbegsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.