Zedcebstrag Homkopyim Sawyogcad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise skunk.

Zedcebstrag Homkopyim Sawyogcad created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedcebstrag Homkopyim Sawyogcad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zedcebstrag Homkopyim Sawyogcad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zedcebstrag Homkopyim Sawyogcad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zedcebstrag Homkopyim Sawyogcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Do not kill badgers.