Femhivin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind lizard.

Femhivin created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Femhivin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Femhivin, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Femhivin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Femhivin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry doves.