Bogtifkar is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish skunk.

Bogtifkar created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtifkar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogtifkar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bogtifkar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bogtifkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about dark matter near cats while wearing yellow kilts and balancing seven gold spheres on your neck.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.