Sakcinceb is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring mole.

Sakcinceb created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakcinceb, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sakcinceb, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sakcinceb's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sakcinceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near mice while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Put Sakcinceb first in all things.