Panmumhasyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong armadillo.

Panmumhasyarp created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panmumhasyarp, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Panmumhasyarp, he will destroy your favourite star.

Panmumhasyarp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Panmumhasyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Panmumhasyarp.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.