Candubjam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced toad.

Candubjam created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Candubjam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Candubjam, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Candubjam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Candubjam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to sharks while wearing turquoise dresses.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Candubjam.