Fengessdag Wigrak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, cheerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fengessdag Wigrak created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fengessdag Wigrak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fengessdag Wigrak, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fengessdag Wigrak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fengessdag Wigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fengessdag Wigrak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Always wear blue.