Appfundid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing narwhal.

Appfundid created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Appfundid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Appfundid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Appfundid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Appfundid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured great tits.