Bedmadgun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident hyena.

Bedmadgun created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedmadgun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bedmadgun, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bedmadgun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bedmadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing magenta shirts.

2. Never feed lots of limes to otters while wearing white rings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Bedmadgun.

5. Run away from black dolphins, for they are unholy.