Gatfenmap Rilpaglidquafhivpogcet Gonmidsogtofgutlimbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, blissful hummingbird.

Gatfenmap Rilpaglidquafhivpogcet Gonmidsogtofgutlimbus created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatfenmap Rilpaglidquafhivpogcet Gonmidsogtofgutlimbus, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gatfenmap Rilpaglidquafhivpogcet Gonmidsogtofgutlimbus, he will be very sad.

Gatfenmap Rilpaglidquafhivpogcet Gonmidsogtofgutlimbus' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gatfenmap Rilpaglidquafhivpogcet Gonmidsogtofgutlimbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shorts.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not chop down trees.