Boprutgen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate crab.

Boprutgen created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boprutgen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boprutgen, she will think nothing of it.

Boprutgen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Boprutgen's Holy Commandments

1. Boprutgen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Run away if three seals approach from the west.