Benkengod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody monkey.

Benkengod created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benkengod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Benkengod, she will not care at all.

Benkengod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Benkengod's Holy Commandments

1. Benkengod loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.