Yoglinquill is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, conceited wasp.

Yoglinquill created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoglinquill, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yoglinquill, it will remove you from existence.

Yoglinquill's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yoglinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Yoglinquill on top of all buildings.