Pigwigarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, vain lion.

Pigwigarn created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigwigarn, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pigwigarn, it will turn you into a slug.

Pigwigarn's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pigwigarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed oranges to monkeys while wearing cyan shirts.