Belljanfom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy crocodile.

Belljanfom created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belljanfom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Belljanfom, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Belljanfom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Belljanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Always obey Belljanfom's priests.