Tunmipyokgabgutlatjadxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic goose.

Tunmipyokgabgutlatjadxem created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tunmipyokgabgutlatjadxem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tunmipyokgabgutlatjadxem, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tunmipyokgabgutlatjadxem's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tunmipyokgabgutlatjadxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tunmipyokgabgutlatjadxem.

3. Tunmipyokgabgutlatjadxem loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.