Rigweeyatmat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy hippopotamus.

Rigweeyatmat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigweeyatmat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rigweeyatmat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rigweeyatmat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rigweeyatmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.