Dum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident dugong.

Dum created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dum, he will ignore you.

Dum's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.