Tancethap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud grasshopper.

Tancethap created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tancethap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tancethap, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tancethap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tancethap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not take Tancethap's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Tancethap.