Fossnatrot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, calm fox.

Fossnatrot created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossnatrot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fossnatrot, she will destroy your home planet.

Fossnatrot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fossnatrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Retreat if six sharks approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about archaea.