Himjarnsak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest badger.

Himjarnsak created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himjarnsak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Himjarnsak, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Himjarnsak's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Himjarnsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.