Mutcutzan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent badger.

Mutcutzan created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcutzan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutcutzan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mutcutzan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mutcutzan's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.