Jappinsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless pig.

Jappinsaw created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jappinsaw, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jappinsaw, it will destroy your home planet.

Jappinsaw's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jappinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if three dogs approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Jappinsaw loves hamsters, so they must be respected.