Fligkencincumvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast deer.

Fligkencincumvonk created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligkencincumvonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fligkencincumvonk, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fligkencincumvonk's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fligkencincumvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fligkencincumvonk.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing blue boots.

4. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

5. Never talk about monkeys.