Hottunnat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful mouse.

Hottunnat created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hottunnat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hottunnat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hottunnat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hottunnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing gray shirts.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Always help swans.