Dagcubxen Largomtcid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, quiet jellyfish.

Dagcubxen Largomtcid created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagcubxen Largomtcid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dagcubxen Largomtcid, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dagcubxen Largomtcid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dagcubxen Largomtcid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Dagcubxen Largomtcid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.