Quartfublid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, smart cobra.

Quartfublid created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartfublid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quartfublid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quartfublid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quartfublid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing green trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your neck.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Do not jump in public.