Wodhogspag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud slug.

Wodhogspag created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodhogspag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wodhogspag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wodhogspag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wodhogspag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Wodhogspag.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.