Dutvangun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful swan.

Dutvangun created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutvangun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutvangun, it will make you grow a tail.

Dutvangun's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dutvangun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Never wear gray shoes.

5. Fast once a month.