Yikcabbus is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome mouse.

Yikcabbus created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcabbus, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yikcabbus, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yikcabbus' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yikcabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikcabbus.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always obey Yikcabbus' priests.

5. Hide if six snakes approach from the east.