Sinfomfig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful gnu.

Sinfomfig created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfomfig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sinfomfig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sinfomfig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sinfomfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide from violet grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.