Badyimfag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, proud duck.

Badyimfag created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badyimfag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badyimfag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Badyimfag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Badyimfag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Badyimfag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help cats.