Legsombus is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair crab.

Legsombus created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legsombus, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Legsombus, he will turn you into a slug.

Legsombus' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Legsombus' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Put Legsombus first in all things.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Do not take Legsombus' name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.