Xemdabhomfadarmmat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome dragon.

Xemdabhomfadarmmat created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemdabhomfadarmmat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xemdabhomfadarmmat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Xemdabhomfadarmmat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Xemdabhomfadarmmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.