Fubdagapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, vain mouse.

Fubdagapp created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fubdagapp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fubdagapp, she will not invite you to parties.

Fubdagapp's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fubdagapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never wear indigo coats.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never sit near moths.