Artrullfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless badger.

Artrullfud created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artrullfud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Artrullfud, he will torture you forever.

Artrullfud's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Artrullfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must love Artrullfud.