Flagnilljen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, idiotic skunk.

Flagnilljen created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Flagnilljen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flagnilljen, she will make you grow a tail.

Flagnilljen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flagnilljen's Holy Commandments

1. Flagnilljen loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.