Fotarnkar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless monkey.

Fotarnkar created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Fotarnkar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fotarnkar, she will turn you into a rock.

Fotarnkar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fotarnkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.