Megteen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, vain armadillo.

Megteen created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megteen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megteen, it will torture you forever.

Megteen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Megteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to snails while wearing black corsets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Megteen in the centre of the settlement.