Pibstaftanjat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful bee.

Pibstaftanjat created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibstaftanjat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibstaftanjat, it will turn you into a tree.

Pibstaftanjat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pibstaftanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of bats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not take Pibstaftanjat's name in vain.

5. Do not covet oxen.