Listvedbell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong scorpion.

Listvedbell created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listvedbell, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listvedbell, it will turn you into a worm.

Listvedbell's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Listvedbell's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Listvedbell on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Always help sick foxes.