Afquartkon is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous
donkey.
Afquartkon created energy two years ago.
If you believe in
Afquartkon, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Afquartkon, it will turn you into a slug.
Afquartkon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Afquartkon's Holy Commandments1. Afquartkon must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.