Afquartkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous donkey.

Afquartkon created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Afquartkon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Afquartkon, it will turn you into a slug.

Afquartkon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Afquartkon's Holy Commandments

1. Afquartkon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.